Little Johnny's dad Little Johnny's teacher asks every kid in the class to share what their dads to for a living. ""My dad's a fireman."" ""My dad's a policeman."" Soon, all the kids except little Johnny had shared. The teacher asks: ""Little Johnny, what does your father do?"" ""Nothing, he's dead."" ""Well, I'm sorry to hear that. What did he do before he died?"" ""He shit his pants and turned blue.""

Pair of teats Little Johnny's parent's ask him what he wants for his birthday. > I want a pair of teats! His parents are shocked, so they decide to wait another day before asking him again. The next day, they ask him and he enthusiastically shouts >I want a pair of teats! Mom and dad consult each other privately. >Honey, how can he be sure at this age? What will the other kids at school say? >It's 2016, it's fine, we shouldn't stop our child from expressing his true self So the next …

Which body part goes to heaven first? Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first. One little girl raised her hand and said, ""I think your mind goes to heaven first because you have to have a mind in order to believe in God."" The teacher praises the little girl as a little boy raises his hand. He says, ""I think your heart goes to heaven first because God is all about love."" ""Very good,"" …

Heading to market Little Johnny's mom sends him out to the store for some nuts so she can make brownies. On the way to the store, little johnny witnesses a horrendous car accident in which a car explodes with a man still inside. Stunned by what he jus saw he runs all the way home to tell his mom. He runs in and says, ""Mom there was this giant accident!!! This guy was trapped in a car and it exploded! His body parts went everywhere! His arm flew this way and his leg the other way it was intense!…