Lil Johnny Jokes

Lil Johnny: ""Dad I lost my virginity las night!"" Dad: ""I am proud of you son, come sit next to me and tell me how it went."" Lil Johnny: ""I can't sit right now, my butt still hurts""

Lil' Johnny at the horse auction Lil' Johnny went to a horse auction with his dad, he watched as his dad moved from horse to horse running his hands over the rump, down each leg and across their chest. Johnny asked his dad why he was doing that and his dad told him ""Because I'm thinking of buying one of these horses"" Lil' Johnny got a worried look and told his dad they need to go home right away! His dad asked him why? Johnny said ""Cause the mailman stopped by yesterday and I think he wants t…

Lil' Johnny's mother took her 5 year old son with her to the bank on a busy Friday. They were in line behind a rather obese lady wearing a business suit, complete with a pager. As the mother patiently waited, Lil' Johnny looked at the women in front of him and observed loudly, ""Hey, Mom, she's REALLY FAT."" The lady looked at Johnny, made eye contact with his mother and gave an understanding smile. Lil' Johnny received a quiet reprimand. After a minute or two, Lil' Johnny spread his hands as fa…