Lil' Johnny at the horse auction Lil' Johnny went to a horse auction with his dad, he watched as his dad moved from horse to horse running his hands over the rump, down each leg and across their chest. Johnny asked his dad why he was doing that and his dad told him ""Because I'm thinking of buying one of these horses"" Lil' Johnny got a worried look and told his dad they need to go home right away! His dad asked him why? Johnny said ""Cause the mailman stopped by yesterday and I think he wants to buy mom!!!""