Kobe Jokes

According to FOX News, the Celtics lost because Obama did nothing to stop Kobe.

A homophobe, rapist, and black man walk into a bar.... and the bartender says, ""What's up Kobe?""

Why did Lamar give money to Kobe? Because Lamar Odom

Black people play 2k, then go to them gym and start trying to be like Kobe. White people play Call of Duty, then go to school and try to go on a 25-kill streak.

Whenever I shoot something into the trash, I yell ""Kobe!"" But then, my friend follows up by yelling ""Jack!"" I don't get what he's trying to say, but he sure is acting cheesy.

What do Japan and Shaq have in common? Kobe Beef

I think everyone should stop ogling Kobe. He's not a piece of meat.

I got in an argument with Kobe Bryant. I now have Kobe Beef.

I heard 2k14 is so real that when you give the ball to kobe, the pass button stops working

Kobe was one of the best Lakers players of all time But Magic Johnson was definitely the most positive.

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer? Kobe beef