Knock Knock Jokes

Reverse knock knock joke *Told to be by my dad about 20 years ago:* Dad: Got a good joke for you, it's a knock knock joke Me: OK... Dad: you have to start... Me: OK, Knock knock Dad: Who's there..... Me: ಠ_ಠ .... Well I don't know, IT'S YOUR JOKE! (Dad in stitches)

I learned how to yodel -Knock knock. --Who’s there? -Yoda lady. --Yoda lady who? -Good job yodeling!

Knock knock... Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Ken I come in? (My 3 year old told me this one.)

Knock. Knock. Knock knock. Knock knock knock. Knock knock knock knock knock. Who's there? Fibonacci.

Knock knock..Who's there?..Interrupting coefficient of friction.. The interrupting coeff--- MU!

It's an old joke, but I said it to my kids and their friends and they went hysterical A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He …

Jokes you used to tell as a kid Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- MOOOOOOO

If Dr. Seuss were a convict (poem) What's this in my hand? Behind your back? It's soap on a a rope! Whack whack whack! What's this in my sock? Tick tock, knock knock. A large steel lock! Chock chock chock! What's this in my breeches? I heard that you blab.. Snitches get stitches! Stab stab stab!!

Knock knock.... Knock knock. *Who's there?* Madam *Madam who?* Madam finger is caught in the door!

Knock Knock Somebody knocks on door: - Who is there? - Police? - What do you want? - We want to talk. - How many of you are there? - Two. - So talk with each other.

Knock knock… Knock knock. Who's there? r/news. r/news who? [deleted]

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July r/jokes!

Susie has no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Susie

Knock knock.. (feat. My 9yo brother) Knock knock.. \*sigh..\* Who's there? Interrupting doctor Interrupting doct-- You have cancer.

Knock-Knock Joke given to me by a Star Wars fan Knock Knock Who's There? Metaphors Metaphors who? Metaphors be with you

Joke from my cousin Her: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: Why? Her: To get to the ugly guy's house. Me:??? Her: Knock knock Me: Who's there? Her: It's the chicken!

Knock Knock Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you.

A man is sitting at home when he hears someone knocking at the door Knock Knock Knock knock Knock knock knock Knock knock knock knock knock "Who's there?" "Fibonacci"

Preston: Knock Knock! Mom: Who's There Preston: Preston. Mom: Preston who? Preston let out a disheartening sigh as he walked away from the door, knowing his mother's Alzheimer's was getting worse.

'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'Okay Google' 'Okay Google, who?' 'Sorry I didn't catch that' 'OKAY GOOGLE WHO?' 'The World Health Organization is a specialized agency of the United Nations that is concerned with international public health. It was established on 7 April 1948, headquartered in Geneva, Switzerland. '

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she doesn’t have arms. Knock knock Who’s there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the electrician. I'm here for the broken doorbell.

A new dad knock knock joke to use with kids? "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Daddy can I get a tat." "Daddy can I get a tat who?" "Nope, you're too young!"

The man who invented the Knock Knock joke is finally being recognised He's getting a no-bell prize

Knock Knock Who’s There? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the best joke I know