When Police Knock On Your Door Police: Knock Knock Me: Who is it? Police: its the Police. Me: What do you want? Police: We just wanna talk Me: How many of you are there? Police: 2 Me: Then talk to each other.

Knock knock. Whose their? The grammar police.

COP: do you know why I pulled you over ME: knock knock COP: who's there ME: do you know why I pulled you over COP: *begins to sweat* n..no

POLICE: knock knock DRUG DEALER: who's there P: weed DD: weed who P: we'd like to come in and arrest you DD: lol good one, come on in