If Dr. Seuss were a convict (poem) What's this in my hand? Behind your back? It's soap on a a rope! Whack whack whack! What's this in my sock? Tick tock, knock knock. A large steel lock! Chock chock chock! What's this in my breeches? I heard that you blab.. Snitches get stitches! Stab stab stab!!