An American, An Englishman, and a German are walking down a country road...
...When they see storm clouds on the horizon. Not wanting to spend the night out in the cold rain, they run for the nearest shelter they can make out: A farmhouse. They ask the farmer if they can stay the night, and he replies, "Well, I DID have three beds, but one of them got infected with bedbugs. So, one of ya's gonna have to sleep with the pigs!" The American, gung-ho can-do man he is, says, "Alright, pilgrim, guess…