Kingdom Of God Jokes

""Surely I say unto you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."" I wonder why rich men didn't just chop up the camel first...

Matthew 19:24 Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God. I figured out how to fit a camel through the eye of a needle... First, you need a camel...next, you need a helicopter...and then, you need a really, REALLY big needle!

Three men approached the gates of heaven... Three men approached the gates of heaven where they were immediately greeted by Saint Peter. "Hello good sirs, and welcome to the Kingdom of God. In heaven we have but one rule: Do not step on a duck." "I'm sorry. Can you repeat that?" questioned one of the men. "Over the years, many misconceptions of heaven have arose. Yes, it's a pretty nice place. No, its not perfect, but its close. You see the only problem are the ducks. If you step on a duck it…