Kim Jong Un Jokes

I heard that roles in leadership positions are good jobs... ...but tell that to Kim Jong Un, he's a dictator with a failing Korea

I feel bad for Kim-Jong Un It's hard being the fat kid in high school, so it must be really difficult being the only fat kid in the country.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Kim Jong-Un? One is an overweight dictator who condones slave labor while claiming to be a spiritual leader of those who believe in him and the other will actually visit Seth Rogen's house this year.

Kim Jong Un Wins World Series Our dear leader has thrown a 27-pitch perfect game to win the World Series. He is such a beautiful pitcher, he makes every batter pop up as soon as they see him.

Kim jong un is sick... Kim Jong Un is sick. I guess you could say he's now Kim Jong ill.

A lot of people say that Kim Jong Un is a terrible dictator.... but I worked as a secretary in his administration for several years, and found his speech to be clear, concise and well paced

A king uses religion to replace lumberjacks It's 500 BC in the north of the Korean peninsula, what is today the home of the beautiful and harmonious Democratic People's Republic of Korea, led by great leader Kim Jong Un, who succeeded Kim Jong Il, who succeeded the Eternal President whose statue of reverence is un-outrevered, Kim Il Sung. The emperor, Akhum Erse, has run into a problem. A problem--one that would never occur in the current efficient leadership of the great Kim Jong Un due to his …

Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile? It was the only way he could send it.

The Glorious Leader visits a pig farm Kim Jong-Un visits a pig farm and has the obligatory propaganda photo taken. Later, three editors for the Pyongyang Times are facing the task of finding an appropriate caption. #1: "How about 'The Glorious Leader among pigs'?" #2: "Are you mad? That could cost us our heads!" #3: "How's 'Even the farm animals look up to our Dear Leader'?" #2: "No, no, no. Could be misinterpreted. We need something neutral." They debate the entire evening. The caption on t…

God gathers the leaders of every nation to tell them that the world is going to end in a week, and that they must inform their countrymen and women. Shocked, the leaders return home wondering how to best break the news. The next day, they all hold press conferences. Barack Obama: "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that God exists, but the bad news is that the world will end in less than a week." Robert Mugabe: "I have only bad news. God exists and the world will end …

Why does Kim Jong Un love books Because he's the glorious Reader

I've just sold some glass rockets to Kim Jong Un. I hope he's pleased with his new, clear weapons.

Did you hear about this North Korean guy who compared Kim Jong Un to an elephant? It was a bad joke, but I liked the execution

There was this musician in North Korea… One day he was called upon Kim Jong-Un himself to compose a piece of music and have the great North Korean orchestra play it to him in the humble auditorium. The man, not wanting to displease the Great Leader, did as he asked. The big night arrived with the musician stood at the front of the greatest orchestra in the whole of North Korea. However, they were terrible. They didn’t play the music anything like the musician had composed it to sound. …

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Kim Jong Un is sitting in his office. He proudly tells his advisors: “North Korea will be the first country to send people to the sun!”

Why is Kim Jong-Un such a good gardener? Cause he's the supreme weeder.

Why is Kim Jong Un so crazy? His father was mentally Il.

Don't make fun of Kim Jong Un just because of his condition. It's not his fault he suffers from projectile dysfunction.

If Kim Jong Un was a girl... Send nukes

Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin were having a meeting in a 20 story building. During a break the two leaders made a bet about the loyalty of their guards.

The Democratic People's Republic of North Korea Why is Kim Jong Un so evil? Because he has no Seoul. In fact

Why does Kim Jong Un love books? Cause he's the supreme reader.

The musician (long but worth it) There was this musician in North Korea. One day he was called upon by Kim Jong-Un himself to compose a piece of music and have an orchestra play it live to him in the great auditorium.

Why didn't Kim Jong Un cry when he heard his half brother Kim Jong Nam