You shoulda never challenged me to a rap battle, Kim Jong Un! I'm about to end this man's whole Korea.

A king uses religion to replace lumberjacks It's 500 BC in the north of the Korean peninsula, what is today the home of the beautiful and harmonious Democratic People's Republic of Korea, led by great leader Kim Jong Un, who succeeded Kim Jong Il, who succeeded the Eternal President whose statue of reverence is un-outrevered, Kim Il Sung. The emperor, Akhum Erse, has run into a problem. A problem--one that would never occur in the current efficient leadership of the great Kim Jong Un due to his …

850: Number of nukes Sarah Palin would have dropped on North Carolina in the last few hours if she were President. #korea

I bought "extra whitening" toothpaste and now my teeth are spending a year in Korea teaching English