I bought "extra whitening" toothpaste and now my teeth are spending a year in Korea teaching English

KIM JONG-UN: I'm banning sarcasm ME: well that's just great K: what? M: I reeeally hate sarcasm K: seize him...I think

Just like Hitler with the tiny mustache, Kim Jong-Un is ruining that haircut for everyone else.

I went to Seoul the other day to sell fluorescent markers. It was the highlight of my Korea.