Johnson And Johnson Jokes

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When you have an "I hate my job" day When you have an "I hate my job" day, try this out: Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on…

" Thank you for calling the Law Offices of Johnson, Johnson, Johnson, & Johnson..." "how may I direct your call?" "May I speak with Mr Johnson please?" "Sorry he's in a meeting." "Well how about Mr Johnson then?" "Sorry, he's in court" "Is Mr Johnson there, perhaps?" "Sorry, he's on vacation." "Ok, how about Mr Johnson then?" "Speaking."