Jerry Lewis Jokes

[Punchline wanted] Charles Darwin, Jean-Baptiste Lamarck, and Jerry Lewis walk into a bar. To their surprise, the bartender is a monkey. Lamarck notes that the monkey's arms have become long from reaching for bottles on the high shelves. Darwin disagrees, saying that the monkey got the job because it was born with long arms. Jerry Lewis looks at the both of them, and says... Sorry, SimLife couldn't get a needed punch line. -------------------------------------------------- This is what you get i…

Happy Fathers Day Quotes,,, “You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” —*Jerry Seinfeld* “I gave my father $100 and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.” —*Rita Rudner* “My daughter got me a ‘World’s Best Dad’ mug. So we know she’s sarcastic.” —*Bob Odenkirk* “I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, ‘My dad …