Charles Darwin Jokes

[Punchline wanted] Charles Darwin, Jean-Baptiste Lamarck, and Jerry Lewis walk into a bar. To their surprise, the bartender is a monkey. Lamarck notes that the monkey's arms have become long from reaching for bottles on the high shelves. Darwin disagrees, saying that the monkey got the job because it was born with long arms. Jerry Lewis looks at the both of them, and says... Sorry, SimLife couldn't get a needed punch line. -------------------------------------------------- This is what you get i…

A young biologist was sitting on a stump at the edge of their camp. On his face was the saddest hangdog expression. One of the other biologists saw his sad looks and asked ""What's the matter?"" The young biologist said ""They put me in the same tent with old Doctor Perkins. He snores all night takes a bath once a month and talks non-stop about back when he studied passenger pigeons. He's so damn old I think he was a lackey for Charles Darwin. He generally just makes my life Hell. We had a big f…

What did Charles Darwin name his book about food? *On the Origin of Feces*

What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin? Evo-lotion.

How did Charles Darwin die? Natural causes.

Why did Charles Darwin become a scientist? He was just playing to his strengths. It was really a natural selection.