Happy Fathers Day Quotes,,, “You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” —*Jerry Seinfeld* “I gave my father $100 and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.” —*Rita Rudner* “My daughter got me a ‘World’s Best Dad’ mug. So we know she’s sarcastic.” —*Bob Odenkirk* “I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, ‘My dad can beat up your dad.’ I’d say, ‘Yeah? When?’” —*Bill Hicks* “When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, ‘Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?’ He answered, ‘If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.'” *—Jerry Lewis* “I’ve been to war. I’ve raised twins. If I had a choice, I’d rather go to war.” —*George W. Bush*