Island After Jokes

A ship sinks and 100 men and 2 women end up on a desert island After 1 year, disgusted with what they did in the last year the women kill themselves.After another year, disgusted with what they did in the last year, the men bury them. After another year, disgusted with what they did in the last year the men dig them out.

Three men and a woman are marooned on an island After one week, the woman felt so guilty about what she had been doing that she killed herself. After another week, the three men felt so terrible about what they had been doing they buried her. After another week the three men felt so terrible about what they were doing that they dug her up

A Brit, a Frenchman, and a New Yorker crash on a small island After wandering around for a bit, a group of natives find them. The chief says to them, ""we are cannibals and we are going to boil your bones, eat your meat, and then use your skin to make canoes. However, because you have done nothing to us, we are going to let you choose how you want to die. The Brit asks for a gun, and putting it to his head he declares, ""God save the Queen!"" before pulling the trigger. The Frenchman asks for a …

3 men get stranded on a desert island After wandering around a while, they are found by some tribesmen. The natives take them back to their hut. The chief tells them, ""Go out into the jungle and collect 10 pieces of fruit."" The first guy returns with 10 apples, and the chief says ""Now shove them all up your ass without showing any emotion, or we'll kill you."" He shoves the the first up, and is in terrible pain, but shows no emotion, but during the process of pushing up the second, he flinche…

Three men and one woman are stranded on a desert island... After the first week...the woman kills herself for what she had been doing. After the second week...the men bury her After the third week...they dig her up again

Two guys and a girl are stranded on an island... After a few weeks the girl is so ashamed of the things that the three of them are doing that she kills herself. After a few more days the guys are so ashamed of what they're doing they decided to bury her. After another few days the guys are so ashamed of what they're doing they eventually dig her back up.

There were 5 guys and a girl on a deserted island After a week, the girl was so ashamed with what she had been doing to the guys, she killed herself. A week later, the guys felt so ashamed with what they had been doing to her, they buried her. After another week, the guys felt so ashamed with what they had been doing to each other, they dug her back up.