A ship sinks and 100 men and 2 women end up on a desert island After 1 year, disgusted with what they did in the last year the women kill themselves.After another year, disgusted with what they did in the last year, the men bury them. After another year, disgusted with what they did in the last year the men dig them out.

A Brit, a Frenchman, and a New Yorker crash on a small island After wandering around for a bit, a group of natives find them. The chief says to them, ""we are cannibals and we are going to boil your bones, eat your meat, and then use your skin to make canoes. However, because you have done nothing to us, we are going to let you choose how you want to die. The Brit asks for a gun, and putting it to his head he declares, ""God save the Queen!"" before pulling the trigger. The Frenchman asks for a …

3 men get stranded on a desert island After wandering around a while, they are found by some tribesmen. The natives take them back to their hut. The chief tells them, ""Go out into the jungle and collect 10 pieces of fruit."" The first guy returns with 10 apples, and the chief says ""Now shove them all up your ass without showing any emotion, or we'll kill you."" He shoves the the first up, and is in terrible pain, but shows no emotion, but during the process of pushing up the second, he flinche…

Three men and one woman are stranded on a desert island... After the first week...the woman kills herself for what she had been doing. After the second week...the men bury her After the third week...they dig her up again