Island Jokes

Stranded on an Island There once was a young single guy on a cruise ship, having the time of his life. On the second day of the cruise, the ship slams into an iceberg and begins to sink. Passengers around him are screaming, flailing, and drowning but our guy manages to grab on to a piece of driftwood and, using every last ounce of strength, swims a few miles through the shark-infested sea to a remote island. Sprawled on the shore nearly passed out from exhaustion, he turns his head and sees a wo…

Getting off the Island There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, ""I'm going to try to swim to shore."" So she swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.   The second one, the redhead, said to herself, ""I wonder if she made it. I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and st…

There is a man shipwreck on an island There is a man shipwrecked on an island and he is all alone, accept for a German Shepard and a goat. He has enough supplies to live healthy from the sunken ship and plenty of shade to protect him from the sun. Though the lonely nights started getting to him and eventually he starts to take a fancy to the goat. Though every time he tries to get close to it the German Shepard growls at him. This goes on for almost a month. Then one day a plane crashes over the…

3 men on an island So , three guys were on a plane during their vacations. The plane started failing and the pilot had to land on a deserted looking island, in which only a tribe lived. the only people that survived the tough landing were these guys. Guy 1. : "" let's go look for some food"" Guy 2. : ""Sure, let's all walk in different directions and when you find a source of food come back here"" Guy 3. : "" Alright but we should all come back after sometime to find out if someone else found so…