3 men on an island So , three guys were on a plane during their vacations. The plane started failing and the pilot had to land on a deserted looking island, in which only a tribe lived. the only people that survived the tough landing were these guys. Guy 1. : "" let's go look for some food"" Guy 2. : ""Sure, let's all walk in different directions and when you find a source of food come back here"" Guy 3. : "" Alright but we should all come back after sometime to find out if someone else found something"" They all walked for about two hours , looking for food, until they decided to go back. Guy 1 : "" I didn't find anything useful , did you?"" Guy 2 : "" Unfortunately, no , i didn't "" Guy 3 : "" Yes , i found a tribe and through sign communication , they told me to go back, get the others , and come back!"" After a while , they reached the place in which the tribe lived. The tribe's chief approached them and through hand signs said, -"" If you want to get food, water and not be sacrificed to our God, then you must complete a challenge. You have to go to the jungle and come back with three pieces of the same fruit , after you come back i'll tell you the rest of it"" The three of them agreed and went into the jungle. The first one came back with three blueberries , he asked the chief what the rest of the challenge was and he replied : - "" Now you must shove these fruits up your anus, but you can't make pain or complain noises , nor laugh"" So he agreed and started shoving them , "" One, two, .... Aaaah!"" The chief heard him expressing his pain so he took his spear and killed him. The second guy got there with three apples and after the chief's explanation he agreed to do the challenge, "" One....two,,,hahahahaha!"" After hearing him laughing the chief took his spear and killed him. So as the two guys were heading up to heaven : Guy 1 : "" You only had one more apple to go , why did you laugh?"" Guy 2 : "" The third one brought pineapples...""