Hill The Jokes

This one's a bit long.... Let me describe a creature to you. It's known as a Trid. A Trid is kinda like a Smurf, but it's all punked out and psychedelic looking. You know, multi-colored hair, tats and piercings, and dresses like it's constantly at a rave. The only thing in the world a Trid gives a damn about is having fun. That's it. If it's not fun, a Trid simply isn't interested. Well, one day a Trid happens to be walking through the forest, trying to figure out something fun to do. He was bor…

A Rabbi is walking through the jungle. He comes across a peaceful village of small furry animals called Trids. These Trids welcome the Rabbi to the village but warn him not to go up the nearby hill. The Rabbi asks: “What’s up the hill?” Trids: “There is a scary giant up there. Every time we go up the hill, the giant kicks us and we go tumbling back down the hill.” The Rabbi despite all the Trids’ warnings, decide to have a word with the giant who’s bullying all these poor friendly animals…