Trid Village Jokes

This one's a bit long.... Let me describe a creature to you. It's known as a Trid. A Trid is kinda like a Smurf, but it's all punked out and psychedelic looking. You know, multi-colored hair, tats and piercings, and dresses like it's constantly at a rave. The only thing in the world a Trid gives a damn about is having fun. That's it. If it's not fun, a Trid simply isn't interested. Well, one day a Trid happens to be walking through the forest, trying to figure out something fun to do. He was bor…

So there's these blue people... not unlike Smurfs, called Trids. The Trids are very special in that they only live in once place-- on an island in the middle of a lake. The island is connected to the mainland via a bridge and the Trids have to cross this bridge to gather food for the Trid village. Unfortunately, there's a large Troll that lives under the bridge that likes to kick unsuspecting Trids into the water when they come by. Oh did I mention that Trids melt when they come into contact wit…

Trids On a planet far far away, there lived a race of aliens called the Trids. On this planet there was a mountain, and atop the mountain was a tree which hosted the most delicious fruit known the the Trid race. But there was a problem: there was a cave near the top that was home to a monster, and every time the trids tried to climb to the top of the mountain, the monster would run out and kick them all back down. The trids became tired of this, and so they contacted Earth to ask for help. Ear…