Heath Jokes

Don't ever leave a bag of mini Heath bars at your desk to prove you can't be tempted.... Because Satan's game is strong

Heath ledger and Jack Nicholson walk into a cell phone store... The cellphone salesman looks at Heath Ledger and asks him what type of cellphone he would like, he says he wants the best cell phone they have. So the salesman hands him the best cell phone they sell and also asks him if he would like a text messages and data plan. Health responds of course I will, I can afford that no problem. Jack Nicholson asks Heath - Wow, that's a lot of money just to send text messages, is it worth it? Heath r…

A 90 year old man goes to the doctor for his annual checkup. Fifteen minutes later, the doctor says,"Your health is good physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?" The old man replies,"Me and God are tight. We are in a real connection. He has even fixed my eyesight for me! Whenever I go to the bathroom to pee, the light turns on and when I exit, the light turns off!" The doctor, astonished, calls his wife and says,"Madam, your husband's physical heath is good. I'm …