A 90 year old man goes to the doctor for his annual checkup. Fifteen minutes later, the doctor says,"Your health is good physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?" The old man replies,"Me and God are tight. We are in a real connection. He has even fixed my eyesight for me! Whenever I go to the bathroom to pee, the light turns on and when I exit, the light turns off!" The doctor, astonished, calls his wife and says,"Madam, your husband's physical heath is good. I'm calling as I'm surprised with his connection to God! Is it true that When he goes to the toilet to urinate the light turns on and when he exits, the light turns off?" The wife says,"Stupid Robert! He's been peeing in the fridge again!"