An older man goes to see his doctor... ...for a physical. The doctor tells the man the results are fine and asks him how he is doing. ""I feel great!"" he replied, ""God and I have made a really strong connection lately."" The doctor find this a little odd, but is respectful and asks ""How so?"" The man says ""Well, when I wake up to pee in the middle of the night, God turns on the light for me. And when I'm done, he turns it off again."" Now the doctor is curious as to what the man is talking about. He sends him on his way and calls the man's wife. ""Hello ma'am this is your husbands doctor. His checkup was fine, however he said something strange about God turning the light on when he gets up to pee in the night, and turning it off again when he's done."" The wife sighs and says, ""Dammit he's peeing in the fridge again.""