Guy So Jokes

White guy, Black guy and Mexican guy So, there are three guys; a white guy, a black guy and a Mexican guy. They were all involved in mass murdering as a unit, and have just recently been caught. Their sentence is execution, in Texas an inmate can choose their their own process of execution. Since these three guys are all messed up in the head, their form of execution turns into a rivalry of toughness. White guy: ""I want to prove how though I am. I want a firing squad to shoot at me while I smok…

So a guy goes into a hospital... A guy goes into the hospital, okay? His wife's just had a baby and he can't wait to see them both. So he meets the doctor and he says, 'Oh, Doc, I've been so worried. How are they?' And the doctor smiles and says, 'They're fine. Just fine. Your wife's delivered a healthy baby boy and they're both in tip-top form. You're one lucky guy.' So the guy rushes into the maternity ward with his flowers. But it's empty. His wife's bed is empty. 'Doc?' He says and turns aro…

Two men are at the unemployment line The first goes up to the counter. The clerk asks him ""What was your previous occupation?"" He said ""I used to sew the liners in bras"" So the clerk sets $100/week as his benefit. The next guy goes and the clerk asks him the same thing. He says ""I'm a diesel fitter."" So the clerk sets $500/week as his benefits. The first guy is outraged, so he goes and asks why he got such a low benefit as opposed to the other guy. So the clerk says ""Your work was labor, …

A penguin arrives at the pearly gates St. Peter greets the little fellow, and shows him around. The little penguin waddles after St. Peter attentively and listens to every word he has to say. At the end St. Peter asks ""Do you have any questions?"" The little bird hesitates, but then he musters up the courage and asks ""St. Peter, all my life I have wondered...am I black, or am I white?"" St. Peter just shakes his head and tells him that he doesn't know either and that they have to ask the 'big …

So a horse comes into a bar... wait crap, I meant a guy... So this horse cums in to a guy (credit to cyanide and happiness)