White guy, Black guy and Mexican guy So, there are three guys; a white guy, a black guy and a Mexican guy. They were all involved in mass murdering as a unit, and have just recently been caught. Their sentence is execution, in Texas an inmate can choose their their own process of execution. Since these three guys are all messed up in the head, their form of execution turns into a rivalry of toughness. White guy: ""I want to prove how though I am. I want a firing squad to shoot at me while I smoke a cigarette."" The white man stands in front of the firing squad, smokes his cigarette and nods, then he's shot dead. Black guy: ""You guys are crazy. I'd rather just have a nice calm death. I'll listen to some music and gas me as soon as I fall asleep so I won't feel it."" The black guy lays down with his headphones in ear playing music and then falls asleep inhaling the gas. He never wakes up. Mexican guy: "" What a little bitch that guy was. I'm going out like a man. I want you to inject me with the Aids virus. That will cause me a slow painful death."" The Mexican guy is taken back into the doctors laboratory, where he is injected with the Aids virus. He starts laughing hysterically. The next day, the judge wants to have a private talk with the Mexican guy. Judge: "" You know I always thought you were the dumbest of the three but you wanted to live as long you can so you were injected with the Aids virus. I never thought you were that smart."" Mexican guy: "" Stupid gringos, I am always two steps ahead of you! What you don't know is that when I was injected I was wearing a condom!"" Laughs hysterically!