Gucci Jokes

"I'M NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS!!!" (Seductively takes baby dragon out of Gucci purse & lights cigarette.)

Shades by Gucci, shirt by Dolce&Gabbana, face by Douchebag.

Lawyer: ""What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"" Defendent: ""Gucci Sweats and Sum Jordan's""

What is Gucci Mane's favorite kind of cheese? Gruyeauuuurrrrrrrrrr

Actual Critic Armani blazer: 20k Gucci shoes: 15k Tag Heuer watch: 50k Friend meets you and says ""Looking Idiot"" - Priceless

NEW OFFICE POLICY 2013 Dress Code ALL EMPLOYEES 1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. 3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. 4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a…

Dress Code: 1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. 3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. 4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise. Sick Days: We will no longer…

Have you seen the new line of personal lubricants by that famous Italian fashion house? It's called Gucci Coochie Goo.

A cheapskate dies and his will asks he be buried at sea Per his wishes his wife has him cremated and goes to the waterfront with an urn full of his ashes to release them into the Atlantic. "Henry," she says, "you know that fancy leather purse I wanted all my life and you said it was too much? Well I sold your company for a fortune and I bought the nicest purse they had at Gucci." And Henry," she says, "you know that trip to the Caribbean I always wanted to take but you said a trip to the mal…

A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the shepherd... "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?" The shepherd looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly answered "sure". The yuppie parked hi…

What is Gucci Mane's favorite kind of cheese? Gruyèauuuurrrrrrrrrr

Attorney: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?" Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks!"