Attorney: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?" Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks!"

Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.

If you roll out your chapstick more than an inch, I'll see you in court.

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