Gregory Jokes

Hate it when we run out of clean towels so I have to ride my white stallion Gregory up and down the driveway real fast to dry my mullet

"What's that?" I call it a 'knife' "Wow, that's the best thing since bread!" Gregory, I am about to blow your mind

Dr. House gets a new patient.... A man is rushed into the ER with a fever above 104 F. As Dr. House boldly follows the stretcher and slaps on his gloves, he asks the man's spouse if there was anything else unusual going on. She claims that he had a large red rash, he had been complaining of fatigue and joint pain for several weeks, and there had more recently been blood in his urine. After the man's condition is stabilized, House assembles his army of toadies to figure out just what the heck was…

So my friend Greg recently changed his name to Gregory. I swear to god he's gonna re-Greg it.

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot? Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

Everyone always wonders why I call my friend Gregory, ""Y""... Everyone always wonders why I call my friend Gregory, ""Y"" ... Well, his name is Greg-or-y... so I chose ""Y.""

Tommy Jenkins was born without a body. Yes. By some strange medical... Let's not call it a miracle... occurrence... Tommy Jenkins was born only a head. His parents, Gregory and Judy, loved Tommy with all their hearts, and quickly adjusted their own lives to make sure that Tommy could have as close to a normal life as possible. As soon as Tommy was old enough to ask questions, Judy brought him to museums, art films, and lectures, hoping to develop the only "muscle" Tommy possessed: his brain. …