"What's that?" I call it a 'knife' "Wow, that's the best thing since bread!" Gregory, I am about to blow your mind

"There is no GREG in 'team.' " - super mean way to cut Greg from junior varsity.

one time my cousin greg put on two jean jackets and he exploded, there was mustache everywhere

Im not sure who named the Gregorian calender ,probably some guy called Greg. Or Ian.