Grace Jokes

Modern technology has never matched the simplicity and grace of the traditional pen. In fact

Why don't you say grace when eating Chinese food?,"Because they run you over with a tank if you do. Found this on Becker didn't know if I should put this here or goingtohellforthis

Why don't you say grace when eating Chinese food? Because they run you over with a tank if you do. Found this on Becker, didn't know if I should put this here or goingtohellforthis

Why is Grace never thirsty? Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).

Prince Charles was being shown around a Scottish hospital. At the end of his visit, he was led into a ward where there were a number of patients displaying no obvious signs of injury. He went over to talk to the man in the first bed, and the patient proclaimed: "Fair fa' yer honest, sonsie face Great chieftain e' the puddin' race! Aboon them a' ye tak your place, painch tripe or thairm: Weel are ye wordy o' a grace as lang's my arm." Somewhat taken aback, Prince Charles smiled politely and moved…

Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm and when they came to the corral, he explained: "That's a bull and a cow, and he's serving her." Shortly afterwards, they saw two horses. Grandpa told Johnny: "That's a stud and a mare, and he's serving her, too." That night at supper, after everyone was settled and grace was said, Grandma turned to Grandpa and said: "Will you please serve the turkey?" Little Johnny jumped up and yelled: "If he does, I'm eating a hamburger!"

There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance. "You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained. After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's arse. While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the flo…

One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business. While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream. Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I ha…