Google Jokes

Is Google a Boy or a Girl? A girl, because it tries to complete your sentences for you, and it forgets what you said.

Why doesn't Bono like Google? He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

What is the most searched word on Bing? Google.

Is your name Google? Me: Is your name Gooogle? Other: No, why? Me: Because you have everything i'm searching for. I guess Reddit is not into being cool, getting laid, and learning what women like using the best pickup lines based on all the down votes. Whatever...

Who let the docs out? Google. Google docs.

Which country has the loosest regulations on incest? Oh shit, this isn't Google.

What's the meaning of life? Why don't you google it?

Why is sonic the answer to every google search? Because he shows up the fastest.

Does anyone know how much a blimp is worth? I was going to google it, but I was worried it wouldn't account for inflation.

Why doesn't Trump like Google? Bing, bing, bing... (Source: The Daily Show, by Trevor Noah)

Why frogs don't use Google? ​They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

Where does Google and Apple get their weather information? The Cloud.

What does the internet need to take when its constipated? Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use? Google, like everybody does.

Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won‘t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas. (no offence to ladies)

Did you hear about the kid who used to google things about the past? He has a history of having a history about history

Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

My wife got upset last night because I mentioned that her butt looked a little big in the picture I was looking at . . . on Google Earth. Did you hear about the woman who was so thin and frail that when she bent over to pick up a sieve, she strained herself?