Goldberg Jokes

A plane leaves JFK airport under the control of a Jewish captain, Josh Weinberg. It is the first time he has flown with his Chinese co-pilot Bo Weng and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. After this protracted silence has continued for a while, the Captain mutters, 'I don't like the Chinese.. .' 'No rike Chinese?' asks the copilot, 'why not?' 'You people bombed Pearl Harbour , that's why!' 'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Per Hahbah. Th…

A Chinese Man and a Jewish Man walk into a Bar A couple drinks in, they start arguing, and the Jewish man says "You know, I never really liked your kind." The Chinese man asks him why. The Jew replies "Because you bombed Pearl Harbor." The Chinese man scoffs. "That was the Japanese!" "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese--it's all the same to me," says the Jew. "Well, I don't like your kind either" counters the Chinese man. "What, why?" aks the Jew. "Because you sunk the Titantic!" The Jewish man rol…

An old Chinese man and an old Jewish man are good friends …and have been for many years. Every day they take a walk to the park, sit on a bench, and feed the ducks. They never say much to each other; they just quietly enjoy each other's company. Which is why the Chinese man is surprised when one day, as they sit on the bench, the Jewish man suddenly says, "You know, Sam, there's something I've meant to say for a while. I really treasure our friendship, yet there's a part of me that's never for…

A Chinese guy and a Jewish guy are drinking at the bar... The Jewish guy turns to the Chinese guy and says, "Fu*k you and your people, for bombing Pearl Harbor!" The Chinese guy is like, "WTF?! That wasn't us. That was the Japanese!" The Jewish guy: "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese... you're all the same." After a few minutes and another beer, the Chinese guy turns to the Jewish guy and says, "Fu*k you and your people for sinking the Titanic!" The Jewish guy: "Huh? They ran into an iceberg...…

A Chinese doctor has a Jewish patient. "Listen," says the patient, "I didn't think we were going to get along so good together." "What do you mean?" "What do I mean! Pearl Harbor, that's what I mean!" "What are you talking about, Pearl Harbor? I'm Chinese!" "Yeah, well...Chinese, Japanese, it's all the same thing." "What do you mean, all the same thing? The Jews sunk the Titanic!" "The Jews sunk the Titanic?" "Sure. Greenberg, Goldberg, Iceburg, all the same to me!"

A Chinese Drunk and a Jewish Drunk are sitting together on a park bench... After finishing his drink the Jew takes his bottle and *smashes* it over the head of the Chinese drunk. "What the hell was that for?" ask the Chinese man, rubbing his head. "That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk. "Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return. "Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave. The …