Gibson Jokes

A woman stood in court accused of attacking her musician husband with his own guitars. The judge looked down from his elevated position and asked ""First Offender?"" The accused replied ""No your honour, first a Gibson then a Fender"".

Gibson Guitars does a pretty good job of letting you customize a Les Paul. But, after repeated inquiries, they still won't make me one that stops working whenever a Jew touches it, I call that one the ""Mel Gibson.""

A woman was on trial for murdering her husband with his guitar. The judge asked, ""First offender?"" She replied, ""No. First it was the Gibson, then the Fender.""

Topical Joes (5/13) Alright guys, here we are to recap the day's jokes. Let's get started. First off in the news, it looks like the TSA arrested a woman for singing Whitney Houston on an airplane - but you should've seen what the TSA did when they caught those ridiculous musical militants of the Elton Jihad. (Chuckle in back. Burp) As a refresher, Taco Bell did announce it yesterday was going to make a new waffle taco. However, the Taco Bell CEO advises you eat the waffle taco for breakfast so y…

The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality of the work by telling him the big names they've gotten for the cast. ""First of all"" he tells him ""We've got Gibson in the lead."" The director is surprised ""You got Mel Gibson?"" ""Well no"" the Producer responds ""we got Marvin Gibson he's a distant cousin who lives in Queens but he's very up and coming. And besides we've also got Redford."" ""You got Robert Redford?"" the director asks. "…

A woman on trial A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge asks the prosecutor: "First offender?" The prosecutor responds: "No, a Gibson first, then a Fender"

A woman is on trial... ...for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge asks, "First offender?" The lady replies, "No your honor. First a Gibson then a Fender." Edit: Grammar.

Gibson returns book to library, bangs it on table & says – What a shit ? Gibson : “I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all” ? Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory!