A woman stood in court accused of attacking her musician husband with his own guitars. The judge looked down from his elevated position and asked ""First Offender?"" The accused replied ""No your honour, first a Gibson then a Fender"".

A woman on trial A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge asks the prosecutor: "First offender?" The prosecutor responds: "No, a Gibson first, then a Fender"

A woman is on trial... ...for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge asks, "First offender?" The lady replies, "No your honor. First a Gibson then a Fender." Edit: Grammar.

I wish Kristen from finance would tell us her husband was an "attorney" one more time so I could feel better about shitting in her purse.