A woman was on trial for murdering her husband with his guitar. The judge asked, ""First offender?"" She replied, ""No. First it was the Gibson, then the Fender.""

A woman on trial A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge asks the prosecutor: "First offender?" The prosecutor responds: "No, a Gibson first, then a Fender"

A woman is on trial... ...for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge asks, "First offender?" The lady replies, "No your honor. First a Gibson then a Fender." Edit: Grammar.

I wish Kristen from finance would tell us her husband was an "attorney" one more time so I could feel better about shitting in her purse.