Garden Of Eden Jokes

A Catholic Priest told this joke at a Wedding. Adam woke up in the Garden of Eden. After a while of wandering around he became sad. God came to him and asked ""Adam

God went to the Garden of Eden to visit Adam and Eve... ... and found Adam sitting under a tree

The Story of how God gave Adam a woman (Eve) Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So

The Garden of Eden A Brit

Lost Chapter In Genesis Adam had been moping around all day in the Garden of Eden and God finally said

A Frenchman an Englishman and a Russian are admiring a painting of Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden...

God's perfect woman Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely

Adam and God are walking through the Garden of Eden.... and Adam asks God

Did you know the first baseball game was held in the Garden of Eden? Eve stole first, Adam stole second, and Abel struck out.

In the Garden of Eden, Eve wore a fig leaf. Do you know what Adam wore? A hole in it.

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out to God... “Lord, I have a problem!” “What’s the problem, Eve? Lord, I know you’ve created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I’m just not happy.” “Why is that, Eve?” came the reply from above. “Lord, I am lonely. And I’m sick to death of apples.” ” Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you.” “What’s a ‘man’, Lord?” “This man will be a flaw…

Adam was strolling through the Garden of Eden, and he asked God, "God can you put someone else on this planet with me? It's kind of lonely here?" So God said, "I will put on earth a woman, " "'What is this ‘woman’?" asked Adam. "A woman is somebody who will provide companionship and take care of all your needs," explained God. "Oh holy master, what is the price for this women"' asked Adam. "The price for her is your left arm and your right eye," said God. Then Adam replied, "Ehh... what can I ge…