Francois Jokes

Francois Francois, ze Great French Aviator A woman goes to a lounge in France, where she is approached by a tall, well-dressed, dashing man. ""I am Francois Francois, ze Great French Aviator,"" he says, ""and I want to make love to you."" ""Yes,"" the woman replies, ""take me to your apartment."" At Francois' apartment, the two undress. Francois brings a brick of butter, a bottle of syrup, and a bottle of scotch to the bedside table. He unwraps the butter and begins to spread it on the woman's b…

Shipwrecked Mime A traveling theater company boards a ship to the Pacific. The ship sinks and three men find themselves in a lifeboat: Francois the mime, Leo the juggler, and Thomas the producer. Leo and Francois have always been best friends, but Francois has lost a lot of blood in the wreck and doesn't have long to live. He makes Leo swear, that once he is dead, his body will be thrown overboard and not be consumed by the others. Francois passes away that night. When Thomas wakes up the next …

The gastronomic critic. Francois is a very well know culinary critic on a professional visit in a very busy brasserie. Promptly recognized by the manager as he enters the restaurant. He is seated at the best table and received top notch service. He orders asparagus a la flamande and get served. Two minutes later he calls the manager to complain. He sends back the plate to the kitchen stating it smells like curry. Probably a lack of washing, he says. The chef is in the rush and is not having any …

Two Frenchmen attempt to escape a POW camp... The pair break out of their cells and manage to reach the wire fence in the dead of night. As Pierre scales the fence he stumbles, alerting a nearby guard, who calls out ""Who's there?!"" ""Meow!"" Pierre shouts back, and he manages to creep away. Now Francois climbs the fence and he stumbles and the guard again called, 'Who goes there?' ""Another cat!""