Francois Francois, ze Great French Aviator A woman goes to a lounge in France, where she is approached by a tall, well-dressed, dashing man. ""I am Francois Francois, ze Great French Aviator,"" he says, ""and I want to make love to you."" ""Yes,"" the woman replies, ""take me to your apartment."" At Francois' apartment, the two undress. Francois brings a brick of butter, a bottle of syrup, and a bottle of scotch to the bedside table. He unwraps the butter and begins to spread it on the woman's b…