First Driver Jokes

A Man in Vegas A man takes a trip to Vegas. After a night of gambling he loses all of his money. Broke and penniless, he tries desperately to find a cab to the airport, so he can get home with the little money he has left. The man gets in a cab outside the casino and says to the driver ""I don't have any money left, could you please just give me a simple ride to the airport?"" ""screw you!"" says the cab driver as he motions the man out of his car. A few years pass, the same man comes back out t…

A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said ""The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!"" They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car. ""Leave us alone you religious nuts!"" yelled the first driver as he sped by. From around the curve they heard a big splash. ""Do you think"" said one clergy to the other ""we should just put up a sign that says 'bridge out' instead?""

A priest and a pastor stood by the side of a road holding up a sign that said: "The End Is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" They planned to hold the sign up to each passing car, but as the first driver sped by, he yelled: "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" Seconds later, from around the corner they heard a screech of tyres followed by a loud splash. The priest turned to the pastor and said: "Do you not think that instead we should just put up a sign that says "Bridge Out"…