A Man in Vegas A man takes a trip to Vegas. After a night of gambling he loses all of his money. Broke and penniless, he tries desperately to find a cab to the airport, so he can get home with the little money he has left. The man gets in a cab outside the casino and says to the driver ""I don't have any money left, could you please just give me a simple ride to the airport?"" ""screw you!"" says the cab driver as he motions the man out of his car. A few years pass, the same man comes back out to Vegas and wins it big. He walks out of the casino to get a cab, and what does he see? The very same cab driver from a few years back at the end of a long line of taxis. The man decides its time for his revenge. He walks up to the first cab and says ""How much to the airport?"" ""Fifteen bucks"" says the first driver, ""And how much for you to jerk me off when we get there?"" The cab driver tells him to get away. The man walks down the line of cabs doing the exact same thing to each of them. He gets to the last cab, the driver that had made him walk all the way to the airport a few years back. ""How much for a ride to the airport?"" He asks calmly. The cab driver obviously doesn't remember him and responds normally ""Fifteen dollars"" ""Ok"" says the man, and he gets in the cab. The cab pulls away from the curb slowly, and as the man drives by all the other cab drivers he gives them a thumbs up and a big smile.