A priest and a pastor stood by the side of a road holding up a sign that said: "The End Is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" They planned to hold the sign up to each passing car, but as the first driver sped by, he yelled: "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" Seconds later, from around the corner they heard a screech of tyres followed by a loud splash. The priest turned to the pastor and said: "Do you not think that instead we should just put up a sign that says "Bridge Out"?" RIDDLES