First Boy Jokes

Three boys were walking along the beach one day when they see a cave. The first boy goes in and is looking at a banknote on a big rock when a ghostly voice calls out '' I am the ghost of Auntie Abel and this five dollars stays on the table!'' The second boy goes in and is reaching for the money when the same thing happens again. The third boy goes in sees the five dollars and cries out''I am the ghost of David Crockett and this five dollars goes in my pocket!''

First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didn't turn a hair! Second boy: I'm not surprised - your dad's bald!

First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes her skin had the glow of a peach her cheeks were like apples and her lips like cherries - that's my girl. Second boy: Sounds like a fruit salad to me.

One day there were these three boys walking down the street all of a sudden they heard a yell: 'HELP! HELP!' When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill Clinton in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning. Bill Clinton asks the first boy how he could ever repay him. The boy said 'I want a boat.' The second boy said 'I want a truck.' And the third boy said 'I want three tombstones with are names all on them.' Bill Clinton said 'why is that son?' The little boy said 'because when m…

First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday? Second boy: No I'm having a witch do. First boy: What's a witch do? Second boy: She flies around on a broomstick casting spells.

First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ? Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

Two small boys meet on the first day of school "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second. "My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy. Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer." "Honest?" asked Billy. "No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.

Two boys were misbehaving... ...so their mother went to the local priest to look for advice. The priest thought it would be best if the boys learned integrity, by way of understanding that "God is everywhere, and He sees everything you do so you shouldn't misbehave." The mother and the priest thought it best that the priest talked to the boys, so the mother agreed to take the boys in one at a time to talk to the priest. She brought the first boy (Ray) to the church and left the second boy (J…

Three brothers eating soup A mom has three sons and she's making them soup, While she's not looking a cupboard above the stove opens and a box of beebee's falls in the soup. She keeps cooking, serves them lunch and they go back outside to play. Ten minutes later the first boy comes in and says 'Mommy I was peeing and a beebee came out.' She doesn't believe him and he goes back out to play. Ten minutes later the second boy comes in and says 'Mommy I was peeing and a beebee came out.' She doesn't…

Obama went on a run and fell in a river. - three young boys pulled him out of the river. Obama said my god, you saved the president of your country. name any one thing you want and you'll have it. - The first boy said he wanted a house for his mother, they'd never had a house. Obama bought it. - The second boy wanted to go to Disney world. Obama made it so. - The third boy asked for a wheelchair. Perplexed, Obama said "Why do you need a wheel chair, you seem to walk fine". - The young…

Two boys were talking... Two boys were talking, and one said to the other, "There is an easy way to earn money." The other boy asked, "How?" The first boy replied, "Tell people you know their secret." The boy then went to his dad and said, "I know your secret!" His dad replied, "Please don't tell your mom. Here's $10." Next, the boy ran to his mom and said, "I know your secret!" His mom said, "Please don't tell your dad. Here's $15." Finally, the boy tried it on the mailman, saying, "I k…

Once there was a farmer that was very protective of his three daughters. When they told him that they were going to go out on dates one night, the farmer decided to wait outside with a shotgun. The first boy arrived for the first daughter, and he said, "Hi, my name is Freddy. I'm here for Betty. We're going for spaghetti. Is she ready?" The farmer decided he was decent enough, and let them go. The second boy arrived for the second daughter, and said, "Hi, my name is Joe. I'm here for Flo. We're…

Three boys and a girl three boys pursue a girl at the same time, the girl says: you travel the world and i will choose again. the first boy went to europe, the second boy went to america, the third boy walked around the girl and said: you are my world! the girl was very moved, and with tears she chose the richest among them.

Two boys are in class during religious education. The first boy gets so bored that he falls asleep. The teacher then asks the class

Two boys were peeing up a wall the first boy looks at the second and says ""Why does your thing look different than mine?""

What do you want to be when you grow up... A teacher in front of her three students asks them about what they want to be once they grow up. She walks up to the first boy.

Two boys argue over whose parents are better. The first boy says

Two small boys were sitting outside a clinic. One was crying very loudly. "What's the matter?" asked the other boy. "I came here for a blood test." "So? That's nothing to be afraid of." "You don't understand. For the blood test, they cut my finger." Hearing this, the second boy started to cry, too. "Why are you crying?" sobbed the first boy. "Because I'm here for a urine test."

Two small boys were talking on their way home from school. One said: "I'm really worried. My dad works sixty hours a week to give us a lovely home, plenty of food and great vacations. And my mom spends half her time keeping the house clean and washing and ironing my clothes, and the rest of her time doing a part-time job to earn us extra little luxuries." "Wow!" said his friend. "You sound really lucky. So why are you worried?" The first boy said: "What if they try to escape?"

The same two boys were selected in a school to answer the questions asked by the inspector. One day, an inspector asked the first boy some questions and the boy answered. When the second boy’s name was called, once again the first boy came. When asked, he told “the second boy has gone to see cricket match.” The inspector questioned the teacher. “Sorry sir, I do not know. The regular teacher who had to come has gone to see cricket match and so I have come in his place.” The inspector replied cool…

Two five year old boys are sitting in a hospital waiting room. One leans over to the other and says, "What are you in here for?" The other says, "Circumcision." The first boy says "Oh, man! I had that done right after I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!"

Two friends were at the zoo and one said to the other, “What does your Dad do for work?” “He drives a coach. What about yours?” asked the second boy in return. “He's a lawyer” came the reply. “Honest?” exclaimed the first boy. “No, he's like all the others!” came the reply.