Savoir Faire Three French boys are discussing what it means to have ""savoir faire"". The first boy says ""It is like this. If a man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with another man and leaves quietly so as to not disturb them, then he has savoir faire."" The second boy say ""No. That is Laissez faire. If he tips his hat and says 'Excuse me. Please continue.' then he has savoir faire."" The third boy says ""No. If a man comes home from work, finds his wife in bed with another man,…

One day bush went jogging... One day Bush was out jogging and accidentally fell from a bridge into a very cold river. Three boys, playing along the river, saw the accident. Without a second thought, they jumped in the water and dragged the wet president out of the river. After cleaning up he said, ""Boys, you saved the President of the United States today. You deserve a reward. You name it, I'll give it to you."" The first boy said, ""Please, I'd like a ticket to Disneyland!"" ""I'll personally …

Three boys are walking down the railroad tracks and find a $10 bill..... .... and they're trying to decide what to do with the money. The first boy says ""let's buy some candy"" and the other boys say ""that's what we always do... Let's use it for something different."" The second boy says ""let's buy some comic books"" and the other boys say ""that's what we always do when we don't spend it on candy."" The third boy says ""let's buy a box of tampons"". The other boys look at him and say ""what?…

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, ""My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50."" The second boy says, ""That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100."" The third boy says, ""I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon. And, it takes eight people to collect all the money!""