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Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, ""My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50."" The second boy says, ""That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100."" The third boy says, ""I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon. And, it takes eight people to collect all the money!""

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