One day there were these three boys walking down the street all of a sudden they heard a yell: 'HELP! HELP!' When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill Clinton in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning. Bill Clinton asks the first boy how he could ever repay him. The boy said 'I want a boat.' The second boy said 'I want a truck.' And the third boy said 'I want three tombstones with are names all on them.' Bill Clinton said 'why is that son?' The little boy said 'because when m…

One day bush went jogging... One day Bush was out jogging and accidentally fell from a bridge into a very cold river. Three boys, playing along the river, saw the accident. Without a second thought, they jumped in the water and dragged the wet president out of the river. After cleaning up he said, ""Boys, you saved the President of the United States today. You deserve a reward. You name it, I'll give it to you."" The first boy said, ""Please, I'd like a ticket to Disneyland!"" ""I'll personally …

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, ""My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50."" The second boy says, ""That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100."" The third boy says, ""I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon. And, it takes eight people to collect all the money!""

Three young boys are talking about the creepiest people they know. The first boy says, ""I heard old man Jones once caught a bat, cooked it, and ate it!"" The second boy, unimpressed, replied ""Well I heard that there is a clown down on Maple Street that has red eyes and spiders for pets!"" The third boy finally pipes up. ""I heard my dad the other night talking to my mom. I guess she bleeds for a whole week every month and doesn't even die!""