One day bush went jogging... One day Bush was out jogging and accidentally fell from a bridge into a very cold river. Three boys, playing along the river, saw the accident. Without a second thought, they jumped in the water and dragged the wet president out of the river. After cleaning up he said, ""Boys, you saved the President of the United States today. You deserve a reward. You name it, I'll give it to you."" The first boy said, ""Please, I'd like a ticket to Disneyland!"" ""I'll personally …

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, ""My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50."" The second boy says, ""That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100."" The third boy says, ""I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon. And, it takes eight people to collect all the money!""

Argument between 3 boys First boy says, ""my dad is so cool, he drives the car so fast that the road rips apart!"". Second boy says, ""what's so cool about that? My dad flies the aeroplane so fast that the sky rips apart!"". Third boy says, ""pffft. My dad farts so hard his pants rip apart!""

One day there were these three boys walking down the street all of a sudden they heard a yell: 'HELP! HELP!' When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill Clinton in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning. Bill Clinton asks the first boy how he could ever repay him. The boy said 'I want a boat.' The second boy said 'I want a truck.' And the third boy said 'I want three tombstones with are names all on them.' Bill Clinton said 'why is that son?' The little boy said 'because when m…