Father Patrick Jokes

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?' Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature.' Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do ya' …

The Anti-English Irish priest There was once an Irish priest named Father Patrick, full of passion and zeal, who hated the English. While his congregation just accepted it as part of his eccentricity, it started to make them uncomfortable when this bigotry seeped into mass. It got to the point where a small group of them arranged to meet with a cardinal, with whom they shared their discomfort. The cardinal, also Irish, calls in Father Patrick - ""Faith, Paddy me lad! I understand that you don't …

A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a pet dog he for a long time. The dog finally died and Muldoon went to the parish priest saying ""Father the dog is dead. Could you possibly be saying a Mass for the poor creature?"" Father Patrick told the farmer ""No we can't have services for an animal in the church but I'll tell you what there's a new denomination down the road apiece and no telling what they believe in but maybe they'll do something for the animal.""…

A man's dog dies A fine elderly Catholic gentleman lived alone in Southwest Florida in an upscale gated community except for his beloved dog that he had for a long time. The dog finally died and the gent went to the parish priest, saying "Father, my dear dog is dead. Could you possibly be saying a Mass for the poor creature?" Father Patrick told the grief stricken man "No, we can't have services for an animal in the church, but I'll tell you what, there's a Baptist church down the road,…