Ella Jokes

Pretty upset to find out that salmonella poisoning has nothing to do with a vindictive fish named Ella.

A couple I know only eat raw meat. Their names are Sam and Ella.

Poisoned ex-lover I was dating this girl named Ella and then she left me for this other guy named Sam. I was really angry so I decided to poison by selling them bad eggs. On their combined tombstone was written Sam N' Ella. Edit: I just made this up. I'll try to figure out better delivery and repost later. At least it was original!

Darth Vader should've married... A woman named Ella

My friends 10 yo daughter made this up while in the elevator today: "Did you know Darth Vader has another daughter?" Mom: "No, who?" Daughter: "Ella, Ella Vader."

Three Amish ladies are in a field picking potatoes Their husbands names are Jake, Jacob and Jakey. They would always get confused. So one day they decided to nickname them. Mabel said "lets name them after soda pop", the other two said "what do you mean?". Mabel said she would go first and said " I'll call my Jacob 7-Up because he has 7 inches and its always up". Oh the other two loved this idea. So Ella went next and said "I'll call my Jake Mountain Dew because he takes me to the mountain and …

The last joke my brother made up, before he passed away this week. Him: "If my name was Ella, and I married Darth Vader. My name would be Elevator". Stupid and corny, but it's exactly the kind of lame jokes he would make.

Did you know that Darth Vader had a wife? Her name was Ella.